A Labyrinth of Bad Choices

ot3:

ot3:

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

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uncahier:

sandmandaddy69:

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secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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fillkassan:

what has 2 legs and bleeds?

catgirl-kaiju:

random-ferret:

catgirl-kaiju:

catgirl-kaiju:

hm oh looks like thers a little alittle thing on the grounf here i think i will… i will sniff sniff it….

hm i think i’ll take a little nibble nibble

hrmm *crinkling noises*

Hey. HEY!

THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

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redphienix:

Streamer who says “And now just a little break for an ad read, sorry guys, brb” and then they just pull out a newspaper and silently read some of the ads while scowling because they don’t enjoy this, occasionally muttering “That’s not even a good deal” and then calmly folds it back up and starts playing again.

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raytorotits:

raytorotits:

raytorotits:

they put guitars in it

the music

good lord there’s instrumence in here

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bedupolker:

Objectively the funniest profile picture he could have picked

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention’s in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he’s also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say “woof” and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

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the-real-numbers:

sorry I made a boomer meme. at least it’s relatable

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itsjordannh:

kaldurcalm:

Cackling.

ALT

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

Follow up:

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officialfist:

o-kurwa:

Unrestrained summer fun

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high-theyre-frendough:

doityourselfbombs:

osha compliant blowjob

ALT

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anxietyproblem:

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zegalba:

Gothic Yohji Yamamoto: Vampire Fang Sterling Silver Ring (2021)

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