A Labyrinth of Bad Choices |
Julia | 27 | She/Her |
ot3:
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Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs
When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother
(via squeakadeeks)
somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
(via focsle)
hm oh looks like thers a little alittle thing on the grounf here i think i will… i will sniff sniff it….
hm i think i’ll take a little nibble nibble
hrmm *crinkling noises*
Hey. HEY!
THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH
(via pissyeti)
Streamer who says “And now just a little break for an ad read, sorry guys, brb” and then they just pull out a newspaper and silently read some of the ads while scowling because they don’t enjoy this, occasionally muttering “That’s not even a good deal” and then calmly folds it back up and starts playing again.
(via squeakadeeks)
i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention’s in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he’s also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say “woof” and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter
(via squeakadeeks)
Cackling.
In case the original goes away:
Text version:
Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.
URGING you to consider firework alternatives:
- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
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